Well friends, I've officially been proposed to! (minus the ring and the sincerity...)
It all started that night at Taco Bell. I was workin' the late shift as usual when he sauntered in the door. Of all the locations in Omaha, he had to walk into mine. Alright I lied, he pulled up to the drive-thru microphone. But anywho, I greeted him with the usual "Hi, how are you?"
Him: "Oh hi! I'm looking for a wife!"
Awkward pause from everyone in the store. Manager looks at me and raises an eyebrow.
As cooly as I can: "Sorry, I don't think I'll be able to help you with that."
He laughs. "Aw that's ok. I'll just get..........(I forgot what he ordered.)
He drove up to the window and was a middle aged man with a nine year old girl in the seat next to him. My manager joked after he left, "he totally looks your type!"
"Oh yeah!" I replied. "I always wanted to marry a guy and have a daughter 10 years younger than me!"
Taco Bell is so entertaining to work at.
That's....awkward.
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